And your little dog, too!

When one little white dog in the listing photo just isn't quite enough.

Jungle Love

I'll bet she calls him, "Tiger."

Where's June Cleaver when you need her?

Is it too much to ask...

that the primary photo be in focus?

What the...?

Not sure what compelling selling point this listing photo is making

There were several other mysteries from the same shoot:

Crime Scene Investigation

Is that a teenager on the bed, wrapped in a blood-soaked sheet?

Don't drink and shoot

Crap on the Left, Junk on the Right

Despite all the crap, there's at least a clear path to the door. So that potential buyers can beat a hasty retreat.

Homing Beacon

Is that a homing beacon on the end of the bed... and a barf bucket on the floor? Maybe we're at sea and that's why the floor is tilting.

Drive By Shooting

If the photog had bothered to get out of the car, she might have taken a shot of the much more appealing front entryway. But then, you'd have missed out on seeing the funky cement sculptures and the mid-summer Christmas decorations on the lattice railing upstairs.

Up up and away

I can only imagine that the lawn area around this house is so hideous, the photographer elected to fill half the frame with sky.